Well, darling, you’re about to pop up in a spot that even your sat-nav wouldn’t have a bloody clue about! You’d think you’d stepped into bloody Narnia or something. Some of the goings-on might seem as intriguing as a royal scandal but try as you might, you just can’t squeeze a drop of thrill out of it. It’s like being at a political rally when you’re hungover � simply dreadful! You see, love, you’ll need to take a step back and have a good, long ponder in the mirror � maybe after a few gin and tonics, of course. Lucky phrase for you: As lucky as a dog with two tails. Now, don’t you go wagging both ends at once, you cheeky bugger!

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