Blimey, you’re about to land a wad of dosh so big, you’ll be able to wipe out those pesky debts that’ve been hanging around like a bad smell. It’s about bloody time, ain’t it? You should be chuffed to bits, mate! But, don’t go off your trolley once you’re in the clear. Keep your peepers on the prize and don’t spend more than your purse can handle. That way, you won’t end up back in the poorhouse. And here’s your slice of luck for the day: “A stitch in time saves nine.” Or in your case, a quid in the bank saves a ton of debt. So, chuckle at that and remember, your lucky colour is green – the colour of cash, not envy, you plonker!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!