Flex that clever noggin and emotional recklessness of yours, it�ll absolutely skyrocket your career and dodgy dealings. Your personal entanglements are going to flourish like a bloody rose bush in a greenhouse, probably because everyone’s too scared to argue with you, making it a belter of a day for brown-nosing and smooth-talking the people you’re stuck with. Now, here’s a little nugget of wisdom for you: “A bird in the hand makes a mess on your wrist” – I’d say it�s lucky, but I wouldn�t trust it as far as I could throw it, which isn’t far, considering it’s a phrase. So, take it with a pinch of salt, or a shot of tequila, whichever floats your boat.

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