Well, love, you’ve got a rollercoaster of a career ride coming up, so you’d better buckle up! It’s a bit like a bingo night at the local pub, loads of possibilities and all you’ve got to do is keep your peepers open. Don’t be a numpty and jump at the first number called. Play your cards right, you could be yelling “Bingo!” before you know it. But remember, not all that glitters is gold. There’s a good chance Barry from the next cubicle with his “get rich quick” scheme is just trying to flog you a three-legged racehorse. So keep your wits about you and try not to drop your guard or your pants. Now, here’s a bit of wisdom for you, straight from the horse’s mouth: Your lucky charm this week is a four-leaf clover. But let’s be honest, if you’re relying on a plant for luck, you’re probably more skint than a butcher’s dog.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!