Listen here sunshine, some melodramatic nutter you know might appear to be having a right royal tantrum – think Queen Elizabeth after one too many gin and tonics. But don’t be fooled, this ain’t about their ego, it’s about you! Apparently, you’re as daft as a brush and that’s winding them up something chronic. So, pull your finger out and put your thinking cap on. You’ll be gobsmacked at how quickly the scales tip back to equilibrium. Now, your lucky phrase is “Bob’s your uncle”. Though, if Bob really is your uncle, I’d get a DNA test – he’s got a face only a mother could love.

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