Some numpty in your gaff is all at sea about the shenanigans your clan is scheming. Their moody mug ain’t doing them any good, it’s just getting up everyone’s snout. If you reckon they need to be less of a wet blanket and more of a ray of sunshine, take ’em aside and have a chinwag, but don’t be surprised if they still don’t have a scooby doo. Lucky phrase for you: “Bob’s your uncle!” But don’t take that literally, unless your uncle Bob really is a lucky charm. If he’s more of a nightmare, you might want to reconsider your lucky phrases!

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