Blimey, you’d think you were the Queen with all these social invites flooding in. You’re not Sherlock Holmes, so trying to suss out where they’re all coming from might be a bit of a pickle. But you can’t please all the people all the time, even if you’re a right charmer. So, before you go off saying ‘yes’ like a headless chicken, remember, you’re only one person, not a bloody octopus. If you try to juggle all these shindigs, you’ll end up as knackered as a one-legged man at a bum-kicking contest. Lucky tip for you, get yourself a rubber duck. Why? They always seem to float on top, don’t they? Plus, if all else fails, you can always chuck it at any unwanted guest. Just don’t let it squeak – it’s a dead giveaway!

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