Blimey, keep your knickers on! You’re not waiting for a bus, you’re hunting for your soulmate. If the current romantic prospect presents as appealing as a cup of cold sick, don’t go throwing around promises like confetti at a wedding. Keep your peepers peeled for that special someone – they might be lurking around the next corner like a debt collector. As for a lucky charm, grab a horseshoe. Just remember, if you’re having to rely on the good luck of a piece of metal, you’re in deeper trouble than a hedgehog in a condom factory.

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