If you’re sat there twiddling your thumbs, bored out of your skull, then it’s high time you got stuck into the local goings-on. Poke your nose into your neighbour’s business and see what sort of tomfoolery is afoot. Now, if you find yourself roped into some do-gooder shindig for a charity mob, hold onto your knickers and make sure you don’t lose the plot. We know you’re itching to feel like you’re not just wasting space on this planet, but don’t let the bleeding heart brigade bleed you dry. And here’s a kicker for you – your lucky item is a balance scale. Yes, a bloody balance scale. Why? Because you need to weigh your options before jumping headfirst into any charity malarkey. Not exactly the magic charm you were hoping for, but it’s a right laugh, innit?

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