That bloke who was sniffing around your wisdom like a dog on a hot chip a few days ago is back, with more questions than a nosy neighbour at a nudist colony. You might have to start charging for your brain power, mate, or this could become as regular as a pensioner’s prune juice breakfast. Don’t let them sap your strength like a cheap phone battery; instead, turn your attention to those who’ve got your back more than a spine surgeon on speed dial. Lucky item for you, a “No Soliciting” sign. Hang it around your neck, love, it might keep the wisdom vampires at bay. And, if not, at least it’ll get a few laughs at the pub!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!