Oi, listen here darling, you’d best learn to keep your trap shut in those snobby shindigs and stiff, suit-stuffed soirees. Who knows what’s brewing in the pot, it could be a right pickle or a splendid surprise, but don’t get your knickers in a twist over it, love. Just ride the wave and if some kind soul fancies giving you a leg up, don’t be a pillock, take it! This rough patch you’re in, it’s about as lasting as a politician’s promise. Lucky tip for ya: You’ll have the luck of a constipated cat if you remember this – “When in doubt, better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” Now, doesn’t that sound like a tip you can wager your last quid on?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!