Blimey, it sounds like you’re up to your neck in it, doesn’t it? You’re so bogged down with jobs you’re practically drowning in a sea of ‘to-do’ lists. You’re that desperate for a breather, you’re practically gasping like a goldfish out of its bowl. But alas, you’ve got as much choice in the matter as a turkey has at Christmas. It’s a right old pickle, innit? You’re like a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest, aren’t you? Piled high with more duties than a Buckingham Palace guard, and less time off than their horse. But hey, chin up love, no one said life was a box of chocolates… unless they’re all coffee creams, of course! Lucky phrase: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” Although, in your case, it might be more like every cloud has a chance of rain, sleet, snow, hail, and a possible chance of frogs. Keep an umbrella handy, love!

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