You’re all set to lend a paw to a pal, but you’ve noticed they’re prone to wag their digit at you when their dodgy decisions don’t quite go to plan. So, take a long walk off a short pier away from other people’s hiccups, and instead, invest your time in pursuits that keep you busier than a one-armed paper hanger and a safe distance from your touchy mates and those colleagues who couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery. Lucky charm: A left-footed rabbit’s foot. Because why should right-footed rabbit’s feet have all the fun? Also, it’s as useful as a chocolate teapot, but I suppose it’s better than a kick in the teeth.

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