Oi, you’re feeling a bit knackered, aren’t you? Well, no blinking surprise there, darling! You’ve been running about like a blue arsed fly, haven’t you? And with a workload that’d make a Victorian chimney sweep wince, it’s no wonder you’re more wiped out than a cheap lipstick after a snogging session. What you need, sweetheart, is a hefty lungful of fresh air. Get that up your nostrils, it’ll blow the cobwebs off your brain quicker than a fart in a fan factory. Now, here’s your slice of luck, your lucky charm if you will – a feather duster. I know, hilarious ain’t it? But listen, this ain’t just any old feather duster. It’s a magical one. Sweep that around your noggin and who knows? Might just clear out the cobwebs and those half-baked ideas of yours. But remember, it won’t do the housework for you, so don’t get too excited!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!