Blimey, you’re handling your health like a Brit handles a barbecue – completely ballsing it up! You’re trotting around like a two-legged donkey, insisting on doing your duties when you can barely put on your pants without wheezing like a geriatric pug. You’re heading for a state of knackeredness that’ll make a hungover uni student look fresh-faced. Want to avoid turning into a walking zombie? Take a bloomin’ break, mate, and cool your jets on the work front! And here’s a cheeky tip, darling: your lucky charm is a cup of tea � because nothing solves problems like a good brew, right? Might even help you to remember where you left your common sense.

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