Well, well, well, once again your wallet’s been on a bender, hasn’t it? It’s as bare as a nudist at a winter rally. You’ve been spending dosh like a Kardashian at a Gucci sale, haven’t you? But hold your horses, dearie, because your end of the rainbow is coming. Some rich old Uncle that you’ve been buttering up like a Christmas turkey is apparently about to bail you out. So, when they start asking questions, don’t start fibbing, you cheeky monkey. ‘Cause remember, honesty is the best policy, especially when it’s attached to a hefty chequebook. And here’s your lucky charm: a two-pence coin. Don’t turn your nose up, darling. Remember, look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves. Or in your case, start bloody looking after them before you’ve got none left!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!