Oi, you! Yeah, you! Get that sixth sense of yours off the bench and onto the field when you’re in two minds. Become a master at not just nodding your head to words, but also at sussing out all the secret Morse code and pitchy wobbles in the air around you. You should devote more of your grey matter to the art of chit-chat, it might expose a juicy secret about someone that will make your eyebrows shoot right off your forehead! Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Because nothing says ‘I’m prepared for any surprise life throws at me’ quite like carrying around a bath toy.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!