Cor, blimey! That workmate of yours, the one you’re lumbered with, is thicker than a whale omelette. They’re on your case more than a bargain hunter at a jumble sale. Not even your compliments to others escape their scrutiny – it’s like they’ve got a PhD in misinterpretation, the daft twit. They’re so high on their horse, they’re getting nosebleeds. So, here’s the rub, love. Try to keep your knickers unknotted over the small stuff. With a bit of luck and a strong cuppa, you’ll realise it’s all a bunch of codswallop in the end. Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Why? Because when life gets rough, even a bath toy stays buoyant. Now, there’s a lesson in that somewhere, isn’t there?

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