Oi, Sunshine! Brace yourself, it’s about to kick off! You’re gonna have a slight wobble, health-wise, or some ruddy gizmo will go pear-shaped and give you a bit of aggro. If something comes along and chucks a spanner in your works, just tell yourself, ‘this too shall pass.’ And by ‘this’, we mean the mental image of your boss in a thong. Not pretty, I tell ya. As the night falls, some sneaky bit of info about your job or your dosh is going to pop out like a streaker at a football match. So keep your peepers peeled and your wits about you. As for your lucky charm, it’s a four-leaf clover. Why, you ask? Because with the luck you’re having, you’d be better off searching for that in the middle of winter than relying on your common sense!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!