Blimey, if you come across a right kerfuffle, especially from those big cheese types, don’t start a punch up. Instead, look for a sneaky back door, my dear. You might feel like your knickers are in a twist not knowing your onions about your job right now, but don’t start kicking the cat. Brew yourself a cuppa and watch the circus unfold. Your lucky colour is green, but not the bilious sort you go after a night on the lash, more like a cucumber sandwich at a posh garden party. It’s said to bring good luck, or at least hide the stains better.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!