Blimey, your day’s gonna be like a British weather forecast, love – predictably unpredictable and as changeable as a chameleon on a smartie. You’ll kick off the day with a sunny disposition, but by the time the sun’s got its hat on and buggered off, you’ll be feeling more reserved than the Queen’s butler at a nudist beach. Now, don’t get your knickers in a twist, but there’s a chance you might trip over a hurdle that’s snuck up on you like a stealthy squirrel. But chin up, once you’ve got the lay of the land, you’ll be all systems go, racing towards progress like a greyhound after a rabbit. Just remember to pick your jaw up off the floor when you’re done, darling. And for a bit of luck, here’s your mantra: “Keep Calm and Carry On.” I know, it’s as original as a photocopy of the Mona Lisa, but sometimes the classics never fail. And hey, if you repeat it enough, you might just start to believe it!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!