Time to whack out the ‘do not disturb’ sign, folks, ’cause there’s a band of cheeky blighters out there who’re trying to dangle you by your toes. Yes, you’ve got your colleagues and those nosey parkers next door, all puffed up like pigeons and demanding more than a royal butler on a bank holiday. And as for your nearest and dearest? Well, they’re acting like you’re an all-you-can-eat buffet and they’ve skipped breakfast. Time to put down that extra helping of stress they’re serving, love. You’ve got more on your platter than a fat lad at a pie-eating contest, so don’t you dare take on another morsel! Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Might seem daft, but it’ll remind you to keep your beak shut when the world’s demanding too much. Plus, it’ll give you a giggle when you’re feeling up the creek without a paddle.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!