There’s a bucketload of chances to feed your nosy parker streak and wallow in your obsession with learning, darling. It may be through a dodgy online course or a new gang where folk with the same weird hobbies can congregate and swap their peculiar pastimes. No matter the circumstances, you’re soaking up knowledge like a dry sponge in a puddle of beer and loving every bloody minute of it. Lucky Charm: A four-leaf clover. Why? Because with your luck, you’ll need every leaf you can get, darling.

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