You cheeky bugger, you’re a dab hand at flogging a dead horse in the dizzy world of pound notes and pence, aren’t you? Well, today’s office circus is more a hurricane in a teacup, threatening to go tits up faster than a pensioner on ice. So, pull your finger out, rally the troops and chuck everything but the kitchen sink at it, to keep the whole shambolic show on the road. Lucky charm: A horseshoe. Not that it’ll stop the office from turning into a three-ring circus, but at least you can say you’re well ‘armed’!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!