Don’t spit out your tea if you find yourself having a natter with your own noggin, debating your daft ideas and how they’re messing with your shenanigans. Use this golden ticket to bunk off from the tiresome treadmill of life and ponder what really gets your knickers in a twist. You need this moment to have a chinwag with your moody internals and all those bonkers emotions. Your lucky charm this week is a teabag – because even when life is steeped in drama, there’s nothing a good cuppa can’t solve. Just remember, like a used teabag, you’re stronger than you look and twice as bitter.

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