When you’re pondering the day’s tomfoolery, make sure to put your own jollies at the top of the agenda. Your mates might try to drag you into their raucous shenanigans, but perhaps you fancy a bit of peace and quiet for once, you know, to save your sanity. Choose something that tickles your fancy, not theirs. Now, here’s a lucky tip for you, mate: Carry a rubber duck in your pocket. You’ll be the talk of the town, and when someone asks, just say it’s your lucky charm. Plus, it’s a cracking conversation starter, unless you’re conversing with a real bird-brain!

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