Right, prepare yourself for a right royal knees-up at the office. Your colleague, who has the delicacy of a bulldog chewing a wasp, is about to unfurl their controlling tentacles in a display that would make Lady Macbeth look like Mary Poppins. If there’s a whiff of a kerfuffle in the air, you can bet your bottom dollar they’re stirring the pot like Nigella on a sugar rush. You’ve been as quiet as a mouse at a cat convention, but your patience is wearing thinner than the gusset on a cheap pair of knickers. It’s high time to channel your inner Piers Morgan and let rip. Lucky mantra for you: “Speak softly and carry a big stick.” Although, given the circumstances, a big stick might be seen as overkill, so try a sharp wit and a sturdy umbrella instead. Use it to deflect any incoming shite – and don’t forget, it’s also handy for those rainy British afternoons.

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