You’re advised, my dear, to start hanging out with the brainy boffins and the ones with their heads screwed on right, it might just rub off on you. It’s a bit like wallpapering over the cracks, but it might just be your ticket to being less of a numpty. Even those who had a slightly dim view of you, might start thinking you’re not such a complete muppet after all. And here’s a little nugget for you, darling: your lucky charm is a dictionary. Now, I’m not saying you’re thick, but a dictionary might just stop you from sounding like a right plonker. And who knows, with a bit of luck, you might even learn a new word or two. How’s that for a silver lining?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!