Blimey, you’re in a right pickle, you are! You’ve been lumped with a pile of tosh that ain’t even your responsibility. If you keep your gob shut about it, you’ll be up the creek without a paddle, causing more of a cock-up than a help. It’s high time you stop playing the mug and tell the bigwigs you ain’t up to snuff for this balderdash. Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Why? Because with the way your luck’s running, you’ll need all the green you can get. Just don’t go thinking it’s a get out of jail free card, sunshine!

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