Well, love, if you’ve noticed that certain people or situations are about as helpful as a chocolate teapot when it comes to your well-being, now’s your bloomin’ chance to give them the old heave-ho. You can tweak your routine, particularly when it comes to working up a sweat and stuffing your face. If your daily antics aren’t exactly promoting the whole “health and vitality” gig, then what are you going to do, sit there and let your arse expand to the size of a double-decker bus? Get on with it! Lucky charm: A well-worn running shoe. Why? Because if you’re going to run from your problems, you might as well do it in style.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!