Blimey, your days are whizzing past faster than a ferret up a trouser leg, and your diary’s filling up quicker than a pint pot at last orders! Don’t get your knickers in a twist if you find yourself juggling jobs like a circus clown on Red Bull. Nattering with the sprogs and the old dears will be as sparky as a dodgy plug socket, as you’re gagging to get a bit of backchat on your latest brainwaves. And here’s a cheeky tip for you love, keep a rubber chicken handy. Why? Because nothing breaks the ice at a dull meeting like a good old rubber chicken gag. Plus, it’s a fantastic excuse to leave a boring party early – “Sorry, must dash. My rubber chicken needs a bath.” Trust me, it’s your lucky charm.

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