Cor blimey, if you’ve been sneezing your guts out like an overzealous pepper mill, it might be time to jot down your snotty symptoms, what grub you’ve been shovelling down your gob, and where you’ve been trotting about. You might just spot a pattern, like maybe you’re allergic to your own miserable life choices. When it comes to your dosh, don�t be a total numpty. Be careful, or you might end up so skint you’ll be washing your knickers in the sink and eating beans on toast for breakfast, lunch, and tea. By the way, your lucky charm might just be a pen. Next time you’re down the pub, jot down those symptoms on the back of a beer mat. It’ll give the barmaid a laugh, and who knows, it might even save you a few quid on antihistamines.

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