Blimey! People are drawn to you like bees to honey – it’s bloody uncanny. If you’re in a duo, your better half can’t resist your charm, no matter how outrageous the request. It’s like you’ve got some sort of Jedi mind trick going on, or perhaps they’re just too knackered to argue. If you’re flying solo, keep your peepers open. Some unsuspecting soul you bump into at a park, a museum, a fancy-pants boutique or some overpriced nosh place is going to find themselves all tangled up in your web. You might want to warn them, but where’s the fun in that? Now here’s your lucky charm: a rubber duck. Don’t question it. It’s a rubber duck. Keep it in your pocket and whip it out when you need a laugh. Or to confuse people. Or to throw at someone. It’s a multi-purpose lucky charm, really. Just remember, it’s all good clean fun until somebody loses an eye.

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