Blimey, you’ve got this baffling knack for reading your partner’s mind, ain’t ya? It’s like they’ve got a neon sign flashing on their forehead saying, “Change is coming, darling!” And there you are, ready to chuck old baggage overboard like it’s the last chopper out of ‘Nam. You’ve got the emotional hoover out, sucking up all those dusty old commitments that mean about as much to you as a Love Island contestant’s opinion on quantum physics. It’s high time you both started gazing at the same dreamy horizon, instead of squabbling over who left the loo seat up again. Oh, and here’s your lucky charm, my love – a good old-fashioned rabbit’s foot. But mind you, it wasn’t so lucky for the rabbit now, was it? So, don’t go thinking it’s your golden ticket to dodge life’s curveballs.

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