“Listen up, you stubborn old mule, changes are stomping down your front door whether you like it or not. Now, brace yourself, ’cause here’s the shocker – they’re not the disaster you’ve been squawking about like a chicken on hot coals. When that penny drops, you might just kick yourself for being as stubborn as a mule with a thorn in its foot. A spot of flexibility wouldn’t have gone amiss, love, but don’t fret, no one’s gonna hang you out to dry for it.” Your lucky charm is a rubber chicken. Why? Well, you’ve been clucking about like one, might as well own it!

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