Darling, stumbling blocks you trip over at first will turn out to be as bothersome as a flea on a camel’s backside. This is mainly thanks to the shocker of help you’ll get from your tribe of oddballs and misfits. You’ve been as blind as a bat in broad daylight, not noticing how many of these nutters actually get your pickle of a predicament. You’ll be gobsmacked by their backup and thoughtfulness. And here’s your lucky charm: a four-leaf clover. But remember, sweetheart, the four leaves stand for faith, hope, love, and luck, not four pints of lager at the local pub.

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