Well, darling, it seems you’re about to tackle a right old doozy in the work yard, aren’t you? Just look at you, stepping up to the plate like a penguin on a tightrope. You’re about to be handed the reins of a team event or – heaven forbid – some sort of activity. God help us all. Now, listen carefully. Stick to the rules like a clingy ex on a night out, and don’t, for the love of all that’s holy, start dishing out special favours. We’re not running a bloody charity here. You start playing favouritism now, and you’ll have more hands out than a magician at a pickpocket convention. Lucky item for you? A stiff upper lip, my dear. And remember, it’s like a good bra, keeping everything in place when things go tits up.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!