Right, love! You’re about to kick off a spell where you’ll be gagging for a bit of solitude like a nun in a brothel. Now, not every Tom, Dick, and Harry will understand your yearning for a bit of peace and quiet. It’ll be like explaining Brexit to an American – bloody impossible! So, getting some alone time might prove more difficult than spotting a sober Brit at a footy match. Maybe you should consider easing up on your duties, eh? Because honestly, you’re running around more than a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest! As for your lucky charm, a teaspoon might do the trick. Why? Because, darling, you’re stirring up more crap than a coffee machine on steroids!

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