Right, listen up, you lot. If your mates decide to stop faffing about and actually show a bit of honesty for once, you might just clear up a few misunderstandings. You’re in a right tizzy, itching to chinwag about recent cock-ups, aren’t you? You’re hoping to nip any repeat performances in the bud – and fair play to you, that’s not a bad idea. Oh, and all those gruelling months of training? They’re about to pay off, sunshine. After a brief interrogation session – sorry, I meant ‘interview’ – you’re about to see results. Lucky Charm: A horseshoe. But remember, it’s supposed to be lucky, not a bloody fashion accessory. Don’t go attaching it to your belt like a cowboy.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!