Oi, brace yourself, love! Your other half’s got their knickers in a right twist today. Seems they’ve developed a nasty case of the green-eyed monster, ready to go all Godzilla on anyone who dares to tread on their turf. You’ll be tippy-toeing around them like a ballet dancer on hot coals, trying to figure out how to handle this royal pain in the arse. And here’s a bit of lucky advice for you: If you find a four-leaf clover today, don�t go waving it in their face, mate. They’re likely to think it’s from a secret admirer and then you’ll really be in the doghouse.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!