as level as a pint of stout. Seriously, focus on the bread and butter stuff, and do make sure you’re not losing your dosh faster than a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest. Now, there’s always a bunch of smart-arse ideas flying about and opportunities that seem as tempting as a free bar at a wake. But don’t get your knickers in a twist over them, alright? Take changes as slow as a snail on a valium. Your lucky charm, darling, is a copper penny found heads up. But remember, if it’s stuck to the pavement, you might want to reconsider your luck. Don’t end up looking like a right muppet trying to pick it up, lovie. Pisces (February20th-March20th) Oi, listen up, love! As your big day starts creepin’ up, don’t go broadcasting your bloody plans to the whole town. It ain’t your royal wedding, is it? Rather than parading about like a peacock, why don’t you tuck yourself away and do some good ol’ fashioned soul-searchin’? Kick back in your own company, put your feet up and have a ponder about what you want this next trip around the sun to look like, from this upcoming birthday bash to the next. But don’t just sit there like a lemon! Get your act together and figure out what you want to achieve, unless you fancy another year of faffing about. And as for your lucky charm this year – it’s a pair of socks! Not for any mystical reason, mind you. It’s just that last year, you lost so many, it’s about time you had a pair that lasted longer than a week. So, embrace the socks, and remember, they’re like your ambitions – best not to lose one before you’ve even started!

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