Blimey, if your life was any more chaotic, I’d throw in a couple of chimps and call it a circus! Seems like you’re always riding the dodgems at the fairground of life, doesn’t it? Now, some nugget of info or a gobby bystander’s comment is gonna make you rethink your stand on a big bloody issue. Brace yourself, love, it’s all a part of your ‘personal development’…whatever that means. So, do us a favour, and bob along with the tide. Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Because when life’s a right old bathtub whirlpool, who better to keep you company than a squeaky, plastic bird? Just remember, ducks are waterproof, you’re not. So, try not to drown in your own drama, darling.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!