In the most tender loving way, let me tell you, love does about as much for your growth as a pint of beer does for your waistline�plenty if you’re trying to expand. Now resentment, that’s a whole other kettle of fish. It’s like a laxative, it just helps you get rid of all the crap you don’t need. You’ve got an imagination with the horsepower of a Rolls Royce engine, and an enthusiasm that’s infectious, like a bit of foot and mouth. Use it wisely, darling. Now, cynicism is a bit like a bad fart, it’s best to either fight it off or run like hell. If you find yourself in a room with a pessimist, it’s best to clear off before they start raining on your parade, or worse, throw a wet blanket over your spirits. If you need a pick-me-up, get some uplifting music on�something that makes your heart sing and your feet tap, not your ears bleed. Remember, practising affirmations is like applying false eyelashes, the more you do it, the better you get at it, and eventually, you might even convince people they’re real. And lastly, nurture a positive mindset like it’s a delicate china teapot�fragile, precious and full of hot stuff. Oh, and here’s a bit of a lucky charm for you: A four-leaf clover. It’s about as likely to bring you luck as finding a unicorn, but hey, it’s worth a shot. And if anyone asks why you’re carrying around a piece of clover, just tell them you’re branching out in your salad choices.

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