Oi! Keep your peepers peeled, love, you never know when Lady Luck might flash her knickers at you. It’s high time you stepped out of your comfort zone, maybe even tripped over the doormat and fell face-first into something new. Perhaps, a new job offer could be bobbing about somewhere, ready to smack you right in the kisser, just like your mother-in-law’s Christmas pudding. Keep your wits about you, darling, or you’ll miss the bus, the boat, and probably your own foot! And here’s your lucky charm: a pair of old socks. Now before you turn up your nose, remember, these stinky beauties have seen more luck than a four-leaf clover in a leprechaun’s armpit. Just remember, if things start to smell a bit fishy, they’re your lucky escape. Chuck ’em at the nearest sod, and leg it!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!