Venturing into a spanking new group shindig can be as scary as a badger in your trousers, especially when you’re lumped together with folks you barely know – probably the same lot that put the ‘n’ in ‘cuts’. You won’t be the only one feeling like a cat on a hot tin roof. A couple of them will be as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, but the more you hang about, the cosier you’ll get. Maybe it’s like when your dear auntie breaks wind at the family reunion – everyone’s embarrassed at first, but then it becomes a jolly good ice-breaker, doesn’t it? Now, about your lucky charm. It’s a pair of knickers. But not just any old knickers, these are the ones you were wearing when you first discovered beer tastes better than your ex’s cooking. So, keep those lucky bloomers close, you never know when you might need a good laugh… or a really terrible meal.

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