Crikey, you’re all frisky about adding a bit of pizzazz to the old office routine, aren’t you? Well, don’t get your knickers in a twist, this is about as exciting as watching paint dry on a rainy Tuesday in Grimsby. Your big idea is to outdo everyone else? Well, pull out all the stops, you overachieving little swot. Just remember, no one likes a show-off unless you’re buying the rounds at the pub. Forget about nosing into other people’s pay packets, you cheeky bugger. Focus on your own bloomin’ job, unless you’re trying to nick ideas, then carry on. After you’ve finished your toadying for the day, treat yourself. Maybe a nice pint down the local or even a kebab on the way home. Lucky charm for you: a pint glass full of ambition. It’s just like you, full of frothy promises and a bit of a headache the next morning.

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