Blimey, you’re about to wiggle out of a legal pickle like a slick eel covered in butter. Going to sort you right out, it is, giving you the green light for that sneaky little venture you’ve had on the back burner. What’s that, been cooking up a storm of secrets, have we? Now that the coast is clear, you’ve got the chance to really ponder on what’s next. Are you considering upping sticks, moving to a new council estate, or maybe starting a bit of slap and tickle with someone new, or possibly even embarking on some artsy-fartsy project? I don’t know about you, but I’d rather watch paint dry than do a paint-by-numbers. Your lucky phrase for the day is “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”, which, in your case, is probably about as close as you’ll get to any bush. And remember, it’s not just about being lucky, it’s about the skill to handle the bird without getting pecked!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!