Blimey, don’t be a daft prat and pass up a cheeky little jaunt across the pond. If you’re on your tod, you’ll likely bump into a savvy local who’s got the inside scoop on the best places to splash the cash, stuff your gob, and park your arse. If you’re all loved-up, expect to re-light your fire faster than a curry through a short granny, while you’re gallivanting around new territories. And here’s a bit of a bonus for ya: your lucky charm is a one-eyed, three-legged cat named Tiddles. Why, you ask? Well, if a creature that unfortunate can still land on its feet, there’s hope for us all, isn’t there?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!