Well, love, once your wallet’s fatter than a vicar’s belly at a Sunday roast, you’ll be ready to strut your stuff independently. Doesn’t matter if you’re sniffing out a 9 to 5 that’s as stable as a horse’s house, hunting down a gaff that’s cheaper than a chav’s tracksuit, or stripping back your life till it’s more minimalistic than a nudist on a diet, the key is to handle your dosh like it’s the last loo roll during a lockdown panic-buy. And here’s a cheeky tip for you, sweetheart. Your lucky colour is green – much like your bank balance should be. So splash it around like you’re the Hulk in a paint factory. Just remember, it won’t give you superpowers, but it might just keep the bailiffs at bay.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!