Alright, sweetheart, it seems you’re about to play a game of ‘House’ and the odds are stacked in your favour. Your roomies are about to back your grand plans, probably because they’re knackered from your constant nattering. Your ability to see from all angles, like a chameleon on Red Bull, is going to get you some serious brownie points. Spend a bit more time with your darling relatives and you might just dodge that office drama. You know the type – Susan from accounts who can’t keep her nose out of everyone’s business and Gary who thinks he’s the office Casanova. You’re better off staying out of their tiff which, let’s be honest, is as enticing as a tooth extraction without anaesthesia. Lucky charm for you? A rubber chicken, love. Why, you ask? Just because it’s as ridiculous as your current predicaments. And remember, if life gives you lemons, throw them at Gary from the office.

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